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Enjoy computer-related quotes, one-liners, and factoids:
  • Computers don't make errors - What they do they do on purpose
  • One reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone
  • A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer
  • Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
"I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone."
--Bjarne Stroustrup, inventor of the C++ language.

"People think computers will keep them from making mistakes. They're wrong. With computers you make mistakes faster."
--Adam Osborne

"The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor."
--John Allen Paulos

"There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We do not believe this to be a coincidence."
--Jeremy S. Anderson

"Macintosh - we might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end." --Douglas Adams

"To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer."
--Farmer's Almanac, 1978

Dr. Seuss coined the word "nerd" in his 1950 book "If I Ran the Zoo"

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